The Battle of msn-ness

Acc. to the book, Motologists' biggest threats "Msn is by far the most threatening and gayest creation google is probably thinking of conquering." Following is something that would help explain why:

*i make the most terrible mistake of changing my status as Online*
*BLOP! a window pops up!*
kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
hi

-asma- says:
whos this?

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
junaid26m. asl plz

-asma- says:
zara_khan_cool@hotmail.com...m i reading ur id right?

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
dats my sis id

-asma- says:
oh so u dont have one yet?..wow...u're 26 man

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
so?

-asma- says:
u're making this shit all up...? right? and u expect me to fall for this crap?

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
\no

-asma- says:
if u dont admit,...brother, m gonna get to kno nyhow,so its better if u do...
*hehe dont know y i said tht :P but it sounded like a fine hit-back*

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
what r u talikng i dunt understand
*apparently s/he has difficulties typing*

-asma- says:
no, no the question is:; will u ever?

*a request pops in--and no, u dont wanna know the id*
-asma- says:
right and now u're adding me frm ur OTHER id?

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
may be u have many prb
*many prb? amazing grammar--another characteristic of random msn-er's*

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
han main nay ap ko pani kudh ki id main ad kiya hay

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
apni
*haan agaye na line pey..ji, ji..urdu mein baat kijiye*

-asma- says:
q?

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
ager bura laga to sorry
*the occasional statements trying to prove "oh m so sweet and innocent!"--bwah!<_<*

-asma- says:
ok tell me..does ur sister kno me?

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
i dnt knw

-asma- says:
u shud...shes ur sister

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
so?

-asma- says:
ask her

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
hye hye tel me what do u wany to say to me shez going inside
*amazing syntax--talk about it!*

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
ajai gi main poch lon gi
*wht the....?*

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
ga

-asma- says:
aright man...so now u seriously seem to have some major gender-confusion-problems--confrimed!

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
she told me b 4 k us ka yi id hack hogai thi us main ab k on kon ad hay woh nahin janti\
*la la la la i know, i know u're making it up*

-asma- says:
tou kya tum janti ho?

-asma- says:
oh i meant JANTAY HO?

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay says:
tum iTNA DARTU KION HO
*i bet s/he him/herself didnt get wht s/he meant :S*

kuch is trhan teri palkain meri palkon say mila lay just sent you a Nudge!

-asma- says:
have fun bachay--bachi? u decide

*block-delete*
--THE END--
The battle has yet again won by motistan! \m/ *see wht the "m" stands for now ;P*

the point is ladies and gentlemen-->if you come up and ask any one of us, "hey man long time no c...y dont u come on msn ny more...blocked me?--HUH? HUH?" THAT ^above is the answer, my frends...